The life and soul of the party?

By thevicar

Never been much of a sociable type.  In fact, I hate going to any kind of party of social gathering.   I think it’s mainly because I had such a bad time at school that I kind of learnt it’s not much fun interacting with other people.  I quite happy listening to music, playing with my kids or cooking dinner/drinking beer.  Why invite other people into my private utopia?  I think the housekeeper gets pissed off at me for being so rude sometimes.  (ie. Not turning up at house warming parties, weddings, funerals etc)   Ok, I do turn up at the odd event but my gut instinct is to think of a good excuse not to go and to start rifling through my CD collection.  Some may say “What a sad git?”,  to which I’d say don’t judge me by your fucking values.  I’m happy and live a fulfiling life,  I just I don’t need the company of others.

3 Responses to “The life and soul of the party?”

  1. thevicar Says:

    You’re a great guy Vic.

  2. Andy Says:

    Me neither!! Forced to attend BBQ last Saturday and made it clear to everyone present that i didnt want to be there! Sat in the living room and watched the football.Top Tip: When you attend a “Bring your own drink” event turn up with some cheap old Asda smartprice value lager and drink everyones Stella Artois. Like i did.

  3. thevicar Says:

    I think you’ll find Tesco wowbuy lager is few pence cheaper than the Asda version and has better packaging.

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