To be honest I do dabble now and again looking at porn on the internet. In my experience there’s a choice of two types of porn. Either pro porn which uses good-looking people grunting away. The trouble is they forget to make it erotic. The other type of porn is amateur porn. Features your neighbours banging away. Mostly poor camera work and as erotic as watching your grandma giving a someone a blow job. I think I shall become a porn director. I can’t do any worse than the crap which is out there.
Chat forums. I used to create these characters on ICQ. The main purpose for me was to loon around and generally have a ball. One of these characters was the Vicar. He used to have really a rude profile and hang around rather dodgy chats forums. Then he would be very polite and not mention anything about sex. I still giggle to myself and his exploits. Anyway the Vicar still survive’s and hangs around a few forums etc. However I find forums so annoying/boring these days. I think I just can’t stand the crap people say and I often get wound up about nothing. I had my own chat forum for a while. That was a real blast. We could mess around, post pictures of naked Nazis and make lots of crap jokes – it was great. Most the of the biggger forums are pc and not much fun. I think I’m tempted to bring back my own chat forum again under a different name. I’m already laughing about it.
