I’ve been going to this fitness centre for 5/6 months, training 3 times a week and really sweating my bollocks off. Anyway, Tim my trainer, weighed and analysed me at the beginning and a week last Friday. What was the result of my 6 month slog. Nothing, sod all. Not one gramm lost not one knob of lard has been turned into muscle. I tried to put a positive spin on it. I drank and ate well and didn’t put on an ounce. Tim has now been put me on another regime. At the end of my normal routine, I have to put this heart measurement strap on and jump on a machine of torture. I then should keep my heartbeart at 150bpm for 25 minutes. In addition, I didn’t drink any beer over the last weekend, Actually it wasn’t a problem to lay off the booze. Surprisingly I was quite happy drinking tea and listening to music. I woke this Monday morning expecting to be cheerful and full of life after the beer free weekend. No, it was still a miserable experience. I better lose some weight after putting myself through this hell. Hmmm…those chocolates look good over there.
Tags: fitness, lard, monday morning
September 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm |
As an expert on losing weight fast, and then putting it back on almost as quickly – I have to say in my case the sport I play doesn’t have that much impact on my belly. I remember a few years ago I did a season of coastal rowing which nearly killed me, with regular training and so on.
Problem was, after the races I would scoff down about 20 burgers and hotdogs, and then sink endless sickly English lagers.
Not good for losing weight, that.
You’ved just got to go herbal, I reckon.
September 26, 2008 at 5:57 pm |
I’m all in favour of drugs.
September 26, 2008 at 7:12 pm |
cigarettes might help
September 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm |
I used to be a keen smoker. These days I turn green when I take a single puff. Plus I’m not convinced about the health benefits of smoking.
September 27, 2008 at 7:41 pm |
As I remember teh Krauts are prolific puffers….can’t go into any decent pub or cafe without having to wade through huge plumes of cigarette smoke.
How is it in the Half-Kraut communtiy?
September 28, 2008 at 7:18 pm |
My daughter is only true half-kraut I know. She’s doing fine. Top marks in English and German.
September 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm |
smokes, does she?
October 10, 2008 at 8:11 pm |
Bri/Vicar
That photo is so unrealistic.
You are much fatter than that!!
October 14, 2008 at 8:34 pm |
Leave the vicar alone. He does a good BBQ, for which we are all grateful.
October 15, 2008 at 4:04 pm |
Sausage anybody